ELONX is here to honor the man, the myth, the tech icon—Elon Musk.
Whether it's rockets, Mars missions, or the wild world of X (formerly Twitter), Musk has taken us on a wild ride.
—this is an ELONX celebration!
① Pick a Time: Space doesn’t care about time zones, so throw your party whenever—just make sure it’s dark.
② Summon the Crew: Make sure they know it’s a Musk madness event—no normal people allowed.
③ Space Out the Decor: Mars sand, Tesla logos, and posters of Trump hugging a rocket. Don’t skimp on X logos everywhere (bonus if no one knows what they stand for anymore). Tacky? Perfect.
④ Soundtrack of Chaos: Grimes on a loop mixed with SpaceX countdowns, random rocket explosions, and Musk saying, “Let’s make life multiplanetary” over and over.
⑤ The Cake: Forget cakes shaped like cars—your cake’s a Mars colony under siege by robot dogs. As long as it looks bizarre and no one really wants to eat it, you’ve nailed it.
⑥ Fuel the Party: Serve Tesla Tequila in SpaceX shot glasses, “Rocket Juice” energy drinks, and a Mars Punch. For the truly insane, serve "Trump Tonic"—no one knows what it is, but it’ll get people talking (and possibly regretting).
⑦ Close in Style: End with a dramatic, candlelit reading of Musk’s most cryptic tweets—bonus points if they make no sense. Don’t forget the part where someone throws out a ridiculous Dogecoin price prediction and everyone pretends to care.
Congratulations, you’ve officially thrown the most absurd, over-the-top ELONX party ever.
Name: Elon Musk
Ticker: $ELONX
Supply
① Get MetaMask: Download it from the App Store, Google Play, or get the Chrome extension. Easy peasy.
② Fund Your Wallet: Load up on ETH. Buy it on Flooz, MetaMask, or transfer from another wallet. You need ETH to get $ELONX.
③ Uniswap Time: Head to app.uniswap.org. Connect your wallet, paste the $ELONX address, pick how much ETH to swap, and confirm. Sign the transaction when MetaMask asks.
④ Swap and Chill: Hit the Swap button. No taxes here, but use slippage if the market's wild.
